Xyanide's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dj OPQ - BAM BAM]

"true techno" got my attention ;)

Not really what i hoped for but still a really cool track with a lot of ambient sounds and i love that rythmic panning thingy i dunno what else to call it lol
It's not reallly true techno but it very nearly is next time use more chopped drum loops or something that would make it a lot true-er to techno and gives it a little edge of perfection ;)
great work! review my submissions too if you will :)

DJ-OPQ responds:

oh yeah ,you'Re 100% right but....
i'm not putting my stuff anymore on ng ,thx for the review anyway!

[Ballad of Oral Sex Joe]

good song again!

As soon as I saw the song's title i knew it had to be funny. Nice intro and the vocals in the beginning are a bit funnier then later on i think. The grunting could be better though and maybe you should concider a new mic it sounds a bit overloaded when you scream/grunt. The guitars are again pretty crisp (i don't know if you use a genetarator for the distorted one). The little solo was a little out of place in my opinion unless you would have continued afterwards with some superfast death-metal drum beats or something then it'd have been better maybe. Cool song tho ;)

Porn-Dude responds:

Thanks for the review again. Yeah I really should give up on the screaming thing I was never that good at it but it's fun. I noticed that it overloads the mic a lot too but I gotta work with what I've got :)

My solo was complete ass but that was a good suggestion to showcase the drums a little after it... I might re-record this one day and try some new stuff out because I always have a blast playing it.

[Donkey Punch You - acoustic]

this is great!

In spite of the sexually orientated lyrics this is really really good and i love what you did with the vocals in the chorus (highpitched and with delay) and it was all the recordings are really crisp! damn the demo i recorded with my band in an actual studio sounds less clear then this i'm jealous of you really hehe :)

Porn-Dude responds:

Thanks this song came out really good and I'm glad someone commented on the delayed vocals in the chorus, they were my favorite part in this song. Thanks for looking past the stupid lyrics and enjoying it instead of just calling me a fag. Good luck with your recordings :D

[Ass Muncher]

rofl i love this

I really enjoy this song even though the guitar's a bit overly present and not always spot-on-beat, the drums' trasition is tight and sounds great. You should work on your grunts though, the 2nd "female" vocals...love those :P since i love parodies so i really enjoyed this song ;)

Porn-Dude responds:

Thanks I know that my death-metal growls and guitar playing are pretty half-assed but I had fun. Glad you liked it.

[Radio Trance (1:32)]

not really

you should really work out ur drums loops and learn how to use automations it's not really that interesting since it's the same melody over and over

Taiker responds:

eeeehm? did u listen to the whole song?

[Beat Time]

whatever?

look STOP COPYING DEMO PROJECTS FROM FL STUDIO!!!!

KittenInAStocking responds:

IM NOT!

[Beatin the Groove]

stupid?

yes!

KittenInAStocking responds:

You ?

An idiot! YES! YAY!

[Hot Drop]

what the other guy said total ripoff

obviously the first reviewer was a multi account of yours...damn pathetic this really

KittenInAStocking responds:

I'd like to see you prove it Mr. I Know It All.

[Get it Good]

argh....

no it's not cool it's random it's not a song it's not a nice loop it's nothing it's crap please first realise that you have to know how to work with a program before submitting anything

KittenInAStocking responds:

I do know how to work a program.

[Rock and Rap]

wtf....

rock and rap wtf? just don't submit this utter crap randomness please...don't

KittenInAStocking responds:

You are utter randomness idiot.